Colin is, to put it simply, the world’s greatest kiteboarder ever to have thought a thought or eaten a sandwich. Using the power of the internet and his mum's iPad, Colin has used a series of lies and personal digs at people to dominate the kiteboarding airwaves. There is zero footage of his riding, but that hasn’t stopped him from becoming the most influential kiteboarding influencer from the southwest side of the A11 bypass. Rest assured, if you act like a bellend, Colin will be there, in his favourite ‘landscape’ resting position, iPad in hand, ready to eviscerate you - whether you deserve it or not.
P.S. When you purchase this shirt, 100% of the profits go to Colin and Jason!
P.S.S. Colin insists you purchase this shirt in 1 size up. Baggy or nothing. Otherwise don't purchase it.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping