Canada, North America
It blows like hell. It's cold as fuck. It's Canada, so they're nice. It's in a weird time zone, like a weird half of a time zone off. Google Earth shows how f'n tore up the landscape is from the constant wind and Mother Nature's hell. It's Canada, so once a criminal, always a criminal, even if you've already paid your tickets, fines, lawyer, and satisfied your own country's punishment--arrive in Canada and you get re-sentenced, but pay them a couple hundred maple leaves and they fix the crime computer so you're no longer a criminal in Canada's eyes.
Tim Horton's is their Starbucks. Drinking alcohol is a necessity. Rye?
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